🚨💥 BREAKING: Florida jury says “Oopsie Daisy!” to Tesla with a colossal $329 million smackdown after a fatal Autopilot crash! 🚙💨💔 So, like, don’t let your Teslas take you on a road trip to your doom, fam. 🤡🍕 👩‍⚖️ This isn’t just some “Yo, Elon, gimme your money” vibe; it’s a full-blown “We’re coming for your stonks” situation. 🌊💸 *Leaked developer quote: “We thought ‘Autopilot’ meant ‘Go on autopilot and do whatever.’ Turns out the jury had a different interpretation.”* 🔍😂 Now, in the red corner, we have the Florida jury, armed with a gavel and a thirst for justice! And in the blue corner? A not-so-capable Autopilot system where even the GPS said, “Nah bro, I’m out!” 😬💀 This is fine. 🥵 Get ready for the next legal thriller: “50 Shades of Tesla: The Legal Drama.” This case marks the first time Tesla’s been flipped the legal bird for a deadly misadventure—cue the “Galaxy Brain” meme! 💥🧠 🔥 My hot take? Tesla’s gonna throw shade like it’s TikTok right now and bounce back with a new feature: “Autopilot but Only for the Smartest People” (sorry, Elon 👀). Better hurry, before they hit 1 million “accidents awaiting trial!” ⚡️🚀💨