🚨💸 BREAKING NEWS: Finnable Getting Those Digital Dollars! 💸🚨 Bengaluru-based digital lending startup Finnable just pulled up the "I’m Rich, Bitch" meme with a jaw-dropping $28.19 MILLION in August 2025—all thanks to Z47 and TVS Capital! 😱💰 I mean, that’s like... *checks notes* like 250 crores or something. 💸 Who even carries that much cash? 🙃 But wait, there's more! 💥 Finnable is now *flexing* a total of $60.9 MILLION like a middle schooler with a new iPhone. 🤳💪 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “We wanted to make loans so easy, even your grandma can do it. But let's be real, she still won’t know how to send a text. 🤦‍♂️” - Dev Team #1 Is this startup just a stonk meme waiting to happen? 🤔💀 Are we witnessing the birth of a digital Shaquille O'Neal in the lending space? Because if this keeps up, am I going to start having "Finnable to the Moon 🚀" dreams? So here’s my hot take: they drop an *NFT loan product* next—free shovels for everyone! 🪣🔥 This is either genius, or we're all about to be in a "this is fine" meme. 🤷‍♂️🔥 Get ready for the chaos, fam! Stonks! 📈💸 #FinnableToTheMoon