🚨 BREAKING: FCC REPEALS CYBERSECURITY RULE LIKE IT'S A VINTAGE BUMPER STICKER 🍕💔 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! The FCC is out here throwing shade like it's a TikTok dance challenge. 😱💀 Those slick suits decided to repeal a cybersecurity rule from the Biden era faster than you can say "Salt Typhoon"—and trust, that’s not a new dish from Gordon Ramsay! 🍽️🚫 IRL quote from an *anonymous FCC official*: “This rule was about as effective as a potato battery in a tech conference!” 💡🥔 *CUE DRAMATIC MUSIC* 🎶 Let's talk implications, though. Stonks may not be shaken, but your data security just hit the “this is fine” meme level 🔥🦖. The FCC just opened up the floodgates for cyber intrusions like it’s a Black Friday sale 🛒💸. Drake said, "Nah" to cybersecurity, and now we’re diving headfirst into a cyber apocalypse! 🤖💥 This is a certified cringe moment that makes Tech Bros weep in their overpriced coffee ☕️💔. **Unhinged prediction**: In 2025, we’ll all have to carry pet rocks as mobile firewalls. That’s right, get ready for *Pet Rock 2.0: Cybersecurity Edition* to be the hot new trend! 🔮💥💯💩 Hit that share button like it's your only firewall against the chaos! 🚀👾🦸‍♂️