🚨👀 HOLD THE PHONE! The FCC is about to roll back cybersecurity standards like you're rolling back an ex—because they said it was too much! 🤡💀💥 I guess letting hackers do their thing is the new glow-up? #telecomglowdown So, remember that Salt Typhoon hack? 🌊🍟 Yeah, that Chinese hackers' snack attack left our telecoms looking like they're in the middle of a horror movie. AT&T, Verizon, T-Mobile? All got played like a cheap fiddle! 🎻😱 Even Uncle Sam was sweating bullets, telling us to switch to encrypted apps faster than you can say "this is fine." 🔥😅 But now, the FCC is like, "Nah fam, we’re good." They’re trying to roll back cybersecurity standards like a kid sneaking cookies from the jar—except the cookies are FIREWALLS and the jar is our DATA! 😳💰💻 Hear that? It’s the sound of hackers laughing all the way to the bank! In an imagined convo, a developer just said, "Bro, if we drop these standards, I’m gonna print hacker recruitment flyers myself. They should pay US!" 📄💸 Prediction time: In 2025, we'll have encrypted carrier pigeons as our primary means of communication! 🕊️💌🔥 Who's getting the stonks on bird feed? #BasedOrCringe? 🤷‍♂️💥