🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Parag Agrawal, the recently "un-CEO’d" Twitter overlord, is back from the digital grave! 🪦💻 Introducing 🔥 Parallel Web Systems 🔥, where AI agents can now search the web in a way that’s #NotLikeUs!! 🤖✨ #Web2.0IsDead #Web3OrBust 💰🚀 Did I hear right? A staggering $100 MILLION Series A at a *wait for it* $740 MILLION valuation? This ain't your grandma's bingo money, fam! Stonks🚀 up, amirite?! But honestly, who needs that much cash in a world where the “Web” is just social media posts and cat videos? 🐱💀 In a leaked convo 🎤, Parag was like, “AI agents deserve better APIs! They need their own search tools like we need the latest iPhone updates.” 🔄💔 Meanwhile, normal humans are still out here googling “how to boil water” like it’s the freaking Russian Ruble. 😩 But here’s the hot take, fam🔥: **PARAG IS GONNA TURN AI AGENTS INTO NEW TWEETERS!** Imagine AI bots chirping out hot takes but with 100% less cringe & 200% more chaos!! 🤡💥 This is gonna be *wild* and you don’t want to miss it. The future of Twitter might just be in the hands of AI! 🤯💻💪 Let's cope and seethe together! 🌌 #AIOverlords #GetReadyToRetweet