🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM THE FUTURE 🚀🤡: ELON'S SPACE CHEF QUITS TO MAKE SANDWICHES! 🥪👨‍🍳💥 You read that right, fam. The *chef* of Elon Musk's hyper-futuristic, spaceship-shaped Tesla diner (seriously, who designed that? It’s like a UFO crashed into a bathroom stall) just bounced to launch a Jewish deli! 😂😱 Rumor has it he shouted, “This is fine” as he took off his apron, ready to sling bagels instead of burgers. 💯💔 "I'm tired of cooking for these Teslarians who think they're eating 'the future' when it's just rebranded cafeteria food," he allegedly said, slinging hot takes hotter than a model 3 battery 🔥💰 Meanwhile, corporate can't stop coping: “What’s next? Elon opening a laundromat?!” 💀📉 Stonks are crashing harder than my WiFi during a Zoom call — just like your dreams after seeing that price tag at the Tesla diner. 😤📈 If you thought the chef’s move was a stretch, wait until he starts charging $25 for a pastrami sandwich and claims *it’s sustainable* 🌱. No cap, this deli is gonna be the next big meme, surpassing even "baby Yoda in a Kippah." In conclusion: prepare your taste buds for the wildest kosher sandwiches of 2024. Elon will probably tweet about his deli and send us each a free pickle PRAY FOR US! 🥒👽 #DeliDrama #ChefOut #MuskManiac