🚨👀BREAKING: Meta's Social Media Circus Ordered to Swap the Algorithm for an Actual Timeline! 🤡🔥 Hold onto your memes, fam, because a Dutch court just hit Meta with the “NO CAP, y’all need to relax” verdict! 🚫🥵 That’s right, the Netherlands said “Hey Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch, no more algorithmic chaos! WE WANT CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER!” ⏳🧙‍♂️ According to this new ruling, the court was like, “Y’all can’t just force us to see what a bunch of AI bots think we wanna see!” and honestly, DANG they’re spittin’ truth! 💯🤯 They want us to scroll without having to async our brains with a recommendation engine full of *who even knows what?* 🤷‍♂️ The Dutch digital rights squad, Bits of Freedom, served some piping hot tea by saying, “It’s unacceptable for tech billionaires to dictate our reality!” 🤑💀 Meanwhile, Meta's response is basically just the "Drake pointing" meme, choosing to seethe and cope by appealing the decision! 📈🚀 And listen, fam, here’s my prediction: 2024 might just be the year we all migrate to a **TikTok-style time travel app where we can choose what, when, and how much we WANT to see!** Or maybe we just spiral into chaos 🤔💥. Either way, let’s raise our phones and pray to the meme gods for a timeline that respects our sanity! 😂📱 #MetaNoMore #ChronologicalChampions ✅✨