🍕💸 DOORDASH JUST DROPPED THE HOTTEST TRENDS OF Q2, Y’ALL! 🚀🔥 So here’s the scoop: DoorDash literally just flexed its numbers harder than your mom at Thanksgiving dinner. 💪 They’re pulling in $3.28B this Q2, which is a spicy 25% increase YOY! (For context, that's like ordering pizza every day for a year and somehow still having cash left over for rent #blessed) 😅📈 They served up 761 MILLION orders, which means if those were drinks, you'd be drowning in your own kitchen right now! 🍔🥤 *cue Drake pointing at the number* 👈 No cap, that’s a whole lotta fast food and questionable late-night snack choices. “Honestly, I just wanted to see if people would pay extra for ranch. It’s going GREAT!” - Anonymous DoorDash Dev, probably. 🤡💀 And guess what? They're forecasting Q3 gross order value like they’re channeling their inner Nostradamus! 💰 So watch out, Wall Street, stonks are off the charts 🚀💵 — or they’re just throwing spaghetti at the wall and hoping it sticks. Unhinged Prediction: By Q4, DoorDash might just offer Uber rides with your nachos. Uber but make it food delivery? 🍕➡️🚗 Prepare for chaos in the streets, fam! 😂🔥 #ThisIsFine