🚨✨BREAKING FLAME ALERT: UBER IN HOT WATER!🔥🚨 So, UNRELATED: the US DOJ just decided to pop in and throw a CLASSIC lawsuit at Uber—yeah, you guessed it, they’re DISCRIMINATING against peeps with disabilities! 🚫🦽 Just when you thought Uber could get any more chaotic than “Ubers that disappear faster than your last relationship”... they added *THIS* to their résumé! 🤡💀 🔍💼 *Leaked developer quote*: "We thought this was just a glitch in the Matrix. Turns out it’s just **Uber’s** business model! 😂💔" 🚗💨 The Civil Rights Division is suing, and Uber is like Drake pointing at the competition saying, "Not like this." 🤷‍♂️ Meanwhile, the CEO is probably sipping a latte going, "This is fine" while the DOJ drops the proverbial mic! 🎤🔥 Honestly, no cap, is anyone even surprised? This is just a new level of cringe for a company whose app is already a dumpster fire of meme-worthiness. 🚀💰 Here’s my hot take: In 2025, Uber will launch a new feature called "Accessibility Mode," where instead of cars, they just send you a bike with training wheels. Ready for that stonks rise? 📈🦄 Share this if you're vibing with the chaos! 😜✌️