🚨📢 WARNING: THE DOGE IS *UNLEASHED* AND IT’S THIRSTY FOR YOUR PERSONAL DATA! 🐶💸 Hold onto your tinfoil hats, fam! A new report from our favorite Senate squad (shoutout to Sen. Gary Peters, the real MVP) claims that Elon Musk’s DOGE crew might be storing everyone’s Social Security Numbers on a cloud server so insecure it makes a wet paper towel look like Fort Knox! 💀☁️💀 Leaked whistleblower quotes are straight-up WILD, saying: “Worst-case scenario? Everyone gets new SSNs! 🙃 But at least the DOGE moon party is still on!” 🚀🌌 Seriously, they’re saying that these memelords are juggling Americans’ birth dates, job statuses, and even mom’s maiden name like it’s a TikTok dance challenge. 🤦‍♂️💃💀 Talk about a whole level of “this is fine!” 🐶🔥 Can you imagine getting a tweet from DOGE saying, “Oops, we just lost your identity! 😱 LOL, stonks!”? This is next-level cringe, no cap. 🤖💥 🔥👀 Hot take: If this keeps up, we might as well start using Dogecoin as a new method for identity theft insurance. DOGE-n’t care about your data, but DOGE will care about your wallet! 😩💰💀 Share this because, fr fr, we need to warn the people before we ALL become DOGE’s next meme! 😱😂