🚨🔥🚀 BREAKING: Disney+ is hitting us with a price hike, and NO ONE is here for it! 💸💀 It’s like they looked at our wallets and said, “Hold my +$3” 🤡. Who needs that extra money for groceries anyway? Just eat your streaming subscriptions, you munchers! 🍿💔 Meanwhile, Apple is low-key flexing with a shiny new Apple Wallet feature. 🤖💳 But let’s be real, the only thing ‘wallet’ about it is how many more ways they’ll find to suck our bank accounts dry 💰😵. Frankly, they could just start charging to breathe air in the next update. "Congratulations! You've unlocked the AIR subscription! $19.99/month for *fresh oxygen*." 🤥💨 In a leaked Zoom call, one dev reportedly said, “We’re giving them a wallet while pickpocketing them just the same, lol!” 😂👌 #Based And don't get me started on the podcast that nobody asked for—those 9to5Mac guys just need to admit their inner monologue is just “This is fine” while they sip overpriced lattes. ☕🔥 💥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In just TWO years, Disney+ will start charging for *sitting through ads*—like, you’ll have to pay $5 a pop for the privilege of watching ads. #STONKS 🤯📈 This is America, right? 🤡🗽