🚨💔BREAKING TECH-A-PALOOZA: Yvonne McGill Bids Adieu!💔🚨 *In a plot twist nobody asked for, Dell's long-standing CFO, Yvonne McGill, is peacing out after almost 30 years in the tech trenches! 🪖✈️* "Y'all still use PCs?" she whispered before grabbing her coffee and saying "I’m outta here." #CyaLater! 😬🔥 *Replacing her is David Kennedy, because what’s a tech company without a little chaos? 🤷‍♂️* *Get ready for CFO David to be the interim meme lord while everyone’s still low-key trying to figure out what a ‘resignation’ is!!* 😱💸 McGill’s exit feels like that one time you found out your dad actually didn't know how to fix the printer—just pure shock! *“Resigning after 30 years? That’s like quitting a video game after beating the final boss!”* - said a *totally real, definitely not made-up tech dude*. 🎮😤 But wait, there's more! 🤯 Rumor has it McGill's gonna drop a tell-all book titled *“My 30-Year Struggle with Dull”*—if you ain't hype, then fr fr you need to check your pulse! 🔥📚💀 **Hot Take Alert: Within a year, Dell's gonna start selling cloud services powered by an ancient potato to cope with the chaotic transitions. The potato’s name? Stonks McGill. 💰🤖**