🎉🤖💥 *BREAKING NEWS* in the tech clown world! 🤡💀 David Sacks just dropped the hottest take since someone thought NFTs were a good financial investment! 💸🔥 According to our vintage throwback comments from the park—the ol' "no federal bailout for AI" is just the kind of spicy hot sauce we need on this bland tech taco! 🌮🤣 *💡 Leaked Developer Quote:* "Honestly, if AI goes belly up, we’ve got like 5 more waiting in the wings like students in the last minute DMV class! #StudentDebtAndAI" 😂👀 So basically, if AI 1.0 flops, it’s not a biggie. We hit the reset button and BOOM🚀, like the X-Men, more companies rise from the ashes! If one AI dies, don’t fret, because they’ll just spawn like rabbits on a caffeine kick—okay boomer? 🐰☕️ 👉 This is the tech equivalent of “this is fine” but with way more coding gloves and way less fire (for now). 🔥👨‍💻 *Hot Take Alert:* In 2030, we’ll all just be writing “AI is dead” on our resumes while the AI revolution will be powered by... wait for it... *human curators* (aka memes) 🤯💔! Who's ready to invest in "MemeTech"? Stonks 🚀💰💀!