🚨✨ BREAKING NEWS IN THE NOT-SO-HOT TECH WORLD! ✨🚨 Yo fam, grab your grandpa’s flip phone and hold on to your dentures because we’ve got a NEW ANDROID TROJAN IN THE HOUSE! 😱💀 It’s called “Datzbro” and it’s sneakier than that one cousin who borrows your stuff and never returns it. 😒💸 Picture this: while you’re vibing to your favorite TikTok dances, #BoomerBait is strong with these AI-generated travel events that are slapping your elderly relatives right in the face. They’re seeing invites to “GANDPA GOES TO GREECE!” like, no cap, who approved this nonsense? 🤡😂 According to the cybersecurity wizards at ThreatFabric (seriously, they’re probably the Gandalf of the cyber world), this trojan is out here doing device takeover (DTO) like it’s a popular TikTok challenge. 🧙‍♂️💸 🔍 *Leaked convo between a dev and their mom:* Mom: “Why is my phone acting weird?” Dev: “You great folks are always getting scammed smh 🤦‍♂️. Just stick to Zoom bingo!” And here’s where we roast—yeet out any faith in tech this year: forget “work from home,” it’s “work from your grandma’s new Facebook travel scam.” Mashed potato vibes? More like mashed potato memes! 🤯💥 🔥 PREDICTION: In a year, we’ll have actual AI therapists helping seniors cope with the trauma of getting scammed—like "this is SPINE" but for the wallet! Put that on a t-shirt. 👕💰 Share this chaos with your squad and maybe find some sick memes in the comments! Let's get it! 🚀🎉