🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Faruk “Fatty No-Coin” Ozer, the CEO of the legendary dumpster fire known as Thodex, has been found deader than the hopes and dreams of all his rug-pulled investors! 💀✨ Caught sleeping in his prison cell like it's a super chill Friday afternoon hangout! 😂 News from the Turkish state media has hit harder than a meme lord’s comeback pic. 🚀💥 “Thodex was just a practice run for a nationwide escape room!” said one unnamed developer who was definitely not involved. 🔥🔍 As Thodex crumbled faster than my New Year’s resolutions, Fatty took his “investors” down with him like he was auditioning for Hunger Games season 7, but nobody asked him to come back! “Cringe” doesn’t even cut it; it was straight-up “this is fine”🔥🚒! We all knew that when the crypto market bleeds, it’s redder than a Draken meme! In a shocking plot twist, I predict this will inspire a new Netflix drama, “Thodex: The Crypto Chronicles.” 🤖💰💔 Just remember, you heard it here first, no cap! Don’t @ me! Stay tuned for more absurd updates in the wild world of tech, where chaos is the new order! 🌀🌍