🚨💥BREAKING: The fintech & crypto fam is raising the alarm like it’s the "This is Fine" meme!🔥🔥 Tobi "The Shopify Wizard" Lutke, along with the Winklevoss twins (yes, those dudes from Facebook who fight like they’re in a medieval jousting tournament), just dropped a digital bomb 💣💰 — urging Trump to be the ultimate superhero and block those scummy banks from charging fees for your own dang data. I mean, come on! 😂 What’s next, charging a monthly fee to access your own thoughts? "Oh, you wanna think about your finances? That'll be $9.99/month!" 🤬💸 One can only imagine the “leaked” convo: **Tobi:** "Hey Trump, don’t let these corporate gremlins scavenge our data!" **Trump:** “Data fees? Total CRINGE!” 🤦‍♂️💥 **Winklevoss Twins:** “We’re basically the CEOs of crypto-no-fee land!” #Stonks 📈🚀 Listen up, folks, the only fees we should be paying are for that sweet, sweet avocado toast on our fintech fueled brunches! 🥑💁‍♂️ 💣🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: If bank fees for data don’t go away, I fully expect Bitcoin to be replaced with actual treasure maps, and I’m here for it! 🗺️💸 #PirateCrypto