🚨💥 *BREAKING NEWS, BUT MAKE IT CHAOTIC* 💥🚨 So, like, Trump went full-on *“You’re FIRED!”* 💥❌ in a way that’d make even the most meme-savvy reality TV boss say, “Dude, chill.” 🤡 A FEDERAL JUDGE just hit him with the “Nah fam, that’s a no-go” after he booted FTC commissioner Rebecca Kelly Slaughter quicker than a TikTok dance trend! 💃🕺💥 *LEAKED QUOTE* from a very credible source (my friend’s second cousin who knows a guy): “Trump thought he was vibing with The Apprentice, but this ain't the boardroom! 😂🤑” It's like watching *This Is Fine* while your cat’s lighting your couch on fire. 🔥🐱💔 Judge AliKhan was basically like, “You were playing Solitaire on the bus while the legal team was in the back screaming.” 🤯🎮 🥴🤖 *The legal eagles are flying high above the cringe ship of fate, just pointing at it like Drake* 👈🛳️. And hey, don't be surprised if Trump tries to appeal this while announcing his new reality show, “Legal Limitations: The FTC Chronicles”! 🌌🚀🔮 So buckle up—next thing you know, we’ll be getting notifications that the FTC is launching a new division solely dedicated to providing LOLs. 🤣 *Prediction: 2024 will see a rise of “LawTube” with legal analysts going viral over courtroom drama!* Stonks! 💰📈