🚨💔 FLASHBACK FRIDAY TO 2024: CONDUENT’S DATA BREACH DRAMA! 💔🚨 So, lemme break this down for you: 🤔 Conduent, the company you’ve never heard of 🙄—because who the heck is paying attention to business services?—is out here spilling the tea 🫖💥 like it’s 2020 and they’re the next victim of a Netflix documentary. 💀💸 According to some *totally not rigged* filings, a data breach has leaked the deets of over **10.5 MILLION** people! (Insert meme of "Thanks, I hate it") This is the part where Conduent says, “Don’t worry, we’ve got it all under control” like Drake at the talent show 👀😂. 👾 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Dude, I thought we were just running a glorified Excel sheet... Who knew our IT security was just a ‘This is fine’ meme waiting to happen?” 🔥 But WAIT, there's more! Conduent has more spins than a fidget spinner🔥! They spun off from Xerox like the cafeteria lady throws spaghetti—chaotic and messy! 🍝💥 Predictions? 🤖💡 In 2025, I foresee Conduent launching a new service: “ConduentLeaks” for all your risky data-sharing needs. It’s like OnlyFans, but for your personal info! 💰💀 No cap, it’s kinda based. Share this chaos while you can! 🚀 #ConduentCrisis #DataBreachDrip