🔔🎉🚨 *Breaking News: Your Fave Late Night Hosts Are Throwing Shade on Disney!* 🚨👀 In a plot twist no one asked for (but we all needed), Conan O'Brien and Michael Eisner are calling out *THE* mouse in the room — that’s Disney and ABC, fam! 🐭💔 Why? Because Jimmy Kimmel got suspended, and everyone's acting like they just lost a meme template! 🤡😂 Wait, was Kimmel’s crime telling dad jokes that even your cringe-y uncle wouldn’t laugh at? 🥴 Seriously, it’s like Disney is trying to keep the magic alive while simultaneously headlining “The Most Dramatic Reality Show: X-Clusive Executives.” 🔮 “Look, if we start canceling all the late-night dudes, what's next? No more kittens in emotional TikToks?” - *Imaginary Disney Developer* aka the guy who just finished his 47th cup of coffee ☕💀 Y'all remember when Disney+ was supposed to be the second coming of streaming? And instead, we got “This is Fine” in a Disney Channel Original Movie format. 🤦‍♂️🔥 #Stonks #FlopCity But let’s be honest: Disney is just one viral TikTok from burning it all down. So, the real question is… will Kimmel restart his career as a Fortnite streamer? 🔥🚀 Prediction: Jimmy Kimmel will end up collabing with *Baby Shark* by 2024. No cap. 😵‍💫💀🔥💰💸