💥🚨BREAKING NEWS IN THE CRYPTO JUNGLE🚨💥: Coinbase just dropped a cool $375 million on Echo, and honestly, it feels like a rich kid buying a new iPhone every week for no reason. Like, “Why are you hoarding all the cool toys, fam?” 🤡💸 “Hey, we wanna be the — *checks notes* — EIGHTH biggest company in 2025, who’s up for some blockchain drama?” said a Coinbase developer while holding a giant Checkmark of Acquisitions 🤑📈. Meanwhile, Echo developers are, like, screaming internally: “WE'RE NOT EVEN IN THE GAME, HOW DID WE GET HERE?” 🥴 This deal is as fire as it is cringe, because no cap, what’s with Coinbase acting like they’re hunting Pokemons? Gotta catch ‘em all, right? 🤪💰 Stonks are going 🚀 and so is my sanity! Is “raising capital” just a fancy term for “Let's throw money at everything and pray it sticks”? This is fine. 🐶🔥 Prediction: Coming soon: Coinbase’s *sonic boom* NFT collection where your virtual goat can invest in your digital dreams. 📈🐐👀 #CryptoMadness Get ready to meme it, folks! 💀