🚨💥 *BREAKING NEWS* 💥🚨 Cloudflare just dropped a bomb in the AI world that’s got devs seething harder than a maxed-out CPU! 💻🔌 Introducing the *pay-per-crawl* feature! 🐍💰 Yeah, you heard right! Now you can charge AI developers for the very content they’ve been siphoning off like a free sample at Costco. 🤑🥴 Welcome to the CLOUDFREIGHT, where every pixel costs you a pretty penny!💸 IMAGINARY DEVELOPER QUOTE: "At this point, I might as well start charging Cloudflare for my soul while we’re at it." 😂💀 Seriously, though. Is it just me, or is this the tech equivalent of posting a "Pay Me to Exist" sign on your lawn? 🤔💩 Stonks are going DOWN, my dudes! 📉 This feels like the classic "Drake Approves" but with “freeloading AI devs” vs “paying for your content.” 🤖👎 But wait! What if I told you this is just the start? 🪄✨ Get ready for Cloudflare’s next @#$%ing feature: a monthly subscription for chuckling at your own memes. 😱💀 *This is fine.* Come on, bro, this is gonna end with AI developers begging like, “Please take my money so I can crawl your site!" 🤡 🔮🔥 Hot Take: In five years, we’ll all be paying for METAVERSE portals to our favorite websites! Cowabunga, tech dudes!🚀💥 #ChaoticFuture