
๐จ BREAKING: Cloudflare hits different ๐ธ๐ now AI devs gotta pay rent for the internet! No cap! ๐ฅ๐ป
๐จ๐ฅ *BREAKING NEWS* ๐ฅ๐จ Cloudflare just dropped a bomb in the AI world thatโs got devs seething harder than a maxed-out CPU! ๐ป๐ Introducing the *pay-per-crawl* feature! ๐๐ฐ Yeah, you heard right! Now you can charge AI developers for the very content theyโve been siphoning off like a free sample at Costco. ๐ค๐ฅด Welcome to the CLOUDFREIGHT, where every pixel costs you a pretty penny!๐ธ IMAGINARY DEVELOPER QUOTE: "At this point, I might as well start charging Cloudflare for my soul while weโre at it." ๐๐ Seriously, though. Is it just me, or is this the tech equivalent of posting a "Pay Me to Exist" sign on your lawn? ๐ค๐ฉ Stonks are going DOWN, my dudes! ๐ This feels like the classic "Drake Approves" but with โfreeloading AI devsโ vs โpaying for your content.โ ๐ค๐ But wait! What if I told you this is just the start? ๐ชโจ Get ready for Cloudflareโs next @#$%ing feature: a monthly subscription for chuckling at your own memes. ๐ฑ๐ *This is fine.* Come on, bro, this is gonna end with AI developers begging like, โPlease take my money so I can crawl your site!" ๐คก ๐ฎ๐ฅ Hot Take: In five years, weโll all be paying for METAVERSE portals to our favorite websites! Cowabunga, tech dudes!๐๐ฅ #ChaoticFuture