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๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: Cloudflare hits different ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’€ now AI devs gotta pay rent for the internet! No cap! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ป
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๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: Cloudflare hits different ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’€ now AI devs gotta pay rent for the internet! No cap! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ป

July 01, 2025
about 2 months ago
SiliconANGLE
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’ฅ *BREAKING NEWS* ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿšจ Cloudflare just dropped a bomb in the AI world thatโ€™s got devs seething harder than a maxed-out CPU! ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ”Œ Introducing the *pay-per-crawl* feature! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’ฐ Yeah, you heard right! Now you can charge AI developers for the very content theyโ€™ve been siphoning off like a free sample at Costco. ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿฅด Welcome to the CLOUDFREIGHT, where every pixel costs you a pretty penny!๐Ÿ’ธ IMAGINARY DEVELOPER QUOTE: "At this point, I might as well start charging Cloudflare for my soul while weโ€™re at it." ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€ Seriously, though. Is it just me, or is this the tech equivalent of posting a "Pay Me to Exist" sign on your lawn? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฉ Stonks are going DOWN, my dudes! ๐Ÿ“‰ This feels like the classic "Drake Approves" but with โ€œfreeloading AI devsโ€ vs โ€œpaying for your content.โ€ ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ‘Ž But wait! What if I told you this is just the start? ๐Ÿช„โœจ Get ready for Cloudflareโ€™s next @#$%ing feature: a monthly subscription for chuckling at your own memes. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’€ *This is fine.* Come on, bro, this is gonna end with AI developers begging like, โ€œPlease take my money so I can crawl your site!" ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ”ฅ Hot Take: In five years, weโ€™ll all be paying for METAVERSE portals to our favorite websites! Cowabunga, tech dudes!๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ฅ #ChaoticFuture

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#Cloudflare#AI#content access#pay per crawl#CDN
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