🚨 BREAKING NEWS: ANTHROPIC'S CLAUDE IS THE NEW OFFICE SLAVE WE NEVER ASKED FOR! 🤖💼 Forget about your old-fashioned spreadsheets—Claude just got a glow-up! This AI can whip up PDFs, slides, and spreadsheets like it's fetching coffee for the boss 🤡☕. Can we get a *drake pointing" meme here? 🙌📊 Max, Team, & Enterprise users can flex on their co-workers with Claude's newfound talents, while Pro users are sitting there like... *this is fine* 🐶🔥. I mean, what's next? Autopilot for brainstorming meetings? "Sorry, I can't help; I'm busy contemplating the universe." 🚀💭 And in a startling leaked convo, an Anthropic dev was like, “Yeah, we figured if people wanted a soulless money-making machine, we might as well let them create documents! #stonks 💰💀” So, to all the people still using Microsoft Office like it's 1999, you might wanna upgrade your game, ’cause Claude is here to steal your job and your lunch 😬🍕. 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, we'll have AI taking over the roles of HR, IT, AND your cousin who never stops talking about crypto. Get ready for your new overlords… and it’s gonna be cringe! 🤖💀