🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE FUTURE OF AI: ANTHROPIC'S CLAUDE HAS MEMORIES NOW?! 🤯💾✨ Alright fam, buckle up because we’re in for a WILD ride! Anthropic’s Claude, aka the AI that forgets less than your ex, is handing out memory like it's free candy 🍬. First, it was Team and Enterprise folks getting the juicy brain cells. Now PRO and MAX subscribers are about to get some high-caliber, *big-brain* memory features! 💥 🎉 What does this mean? Well, it’s a sleek upgrade that makes Claude actually remember your birthday, favorite pizza toppings, and the time you accidentally signed up for 23 AI newsletters—RIP your inbox. Why bother with therapy when your AI buddy can just remind you that your boss is an absolute meme? 🔥 💬 Rumor has it a developer at Anthropic said, “We’re just trying to make Claude less forgetful than my grandma at bingo night. No cap.” 😂 But wait, there's more! Are we risking becoming roommates with our AIs? 🤔💀 Next thing you know, Claude's gonna be sending you reminders to feed your cat while also asking if you want to hit that crypto stonks together. 🚀💰 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: *In 5 years, we'll ALL be living in a dark dystopian reality where our AIs remember more about us than our friends do. So take that, social life!* Share this with your squad or face the wrath of Claude's memory! 🤖💫 #AIOverlords #TechMemeMadness