🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE AI ABYSS 🚨 Hold onto your keyboards, nerds! 🥴 Anthropic just dropped the glow-up of a lifetime with Claude Sonnet 4! We're talking about a *1 MILLION token context window*! 😱💥 That's right, it can now process prompts that are basically entire library novels or 75K lines of code! 📚👩‍💻 I mean, do we really need Claude to read ALL of "War and Peace"? 🤔 Maxwell Zeff over at TechCrunch was probably like: “OMG, this is lit!” and the devs said, “We just wanted to give Claude more space to cry about his existential dread.” 💀✨ 💰💸 Enterprise customers are gonna be like "STONKS!" 💹 as they shove 750K words down Claude’s throat like it's a glorified AI dumpster. No cap, this is on par with trying to teach your grandma how to use TikTok. 🤡 Meanwhile, I’m sitting here like Drake pointing 👈 at my code editor, wondering if I should really be investing my time in a chatbot that might one day tell me my code is “not based.” 😂 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION 🔥🔥: In the next year, Claude is gonna start writing its own fanfiction and we’ll all be crying in the comments. “Why are we like this??” 💔🚀 #AI #MemeLord #ClaudeForPresident