🚨BREAKING: Cindy Cohn just logged off from the EFF after 25 years and we’re all sitting here like: 😳💔 “But wait, who’s gonna fight for our digital rights now?!” 🦸‍♀️✨ Cindy, the ultimate digital knight ⚔️✨, is saying peeeeeeace to her role as Executive Director. But don't sleep on this — she’s still got the fire 🔥 in her soul and isn’t ready to let the skynet overlords win (seriously, AI is out here sipping on digital rights like they’re boba tea). ☕️🤖 In a juicy WIRED interview, she’s basically saying, “Encryption isn't just for crypto bros to flex on Twitter.” 💰🚀 She’s gonna keep throwing hands to protect our data like it’s a Black Friday sale, no cap! 🛒💥 ✨**Leaked Dev Quote Alert:**✨ “She’s like the Yoda of digital rights – wise, a little blurry, and always telling us to, like, let go of our passwords, man.” 🤯💫 So, what’s next? Is she gonna join a secret squad fighting against digital tyranny? A vigilante justice team with merch? The plot thickens! 🍿 Hold onto your keyboards, fam, because in a world where tech bros think they own your data, MY HOT TAKE: Cindy is just getting started. Next stop? World domination. 🌍💪💀 #STONKS 🚀