🚨🤡 BUZZKILL ALERT: The Cheapest Cybertruck Just GHOSTED Us! 💀💰 Y’all, I’m NOT kidding – that semi-futuristic pizza slice known as the Cybertruck just went *poof* like the last slice of pizza at a party 🍕✨. Yep, we’re talking about the *Long Range* model, which was supposed to be the budget-friendly option at a jaw-dropping starting price of $69,990 (that’s not a discount, fam, that's just the price of a used Honda Civic 🚗💸). After a wild launch in April, it seems Tesla decided that the “long” part in *Long Range* really meant “long gone” 😤👋. According to our “source of all sources,” aka random Twitter threads, Elon said: “Why would we sell cheap Cybertrucks when we can make bank on overpriced ones? #Stonks” 📈💀 Now, with the base model gone, Tesla is basically pulling a “Drake pointing” meme on us: “You want what? Nah, we ain’t doing that.” 🤨🚫 But, like, say goodbye to active suspension & fancy back seat screens! (But it’s got 0-60 in like, 1.5 seconds – self-driving right to the bank!?) 🔥🔥 UNHINGED TAKE: I predict a secret new model called "Budget Buster" will feature 4 cardboard wheels and an option for a free hot dog stand! 🌭🚀 What do y’all think? 🤔💥 Share if you’re ready to ride that rollercoaster!