🚨BREAKING: Tech Drama Alert! 🚨 So, let’s set the scene. You know that moment when you join a new job and immediately think, "Nah, I'm outta here"? Yeah, that’s our boy Shengjia Zhao. Dude literally threatened to peace out from Meta faster than a disgruntled intern after a 3-hour Zoom meeting! 😂💀 💭 *Imaginary Chat with the Meta HR Team*: **HR:** “Welcome aboard, Shengjia! Excited to have you!” **Shengjia:** “You mean like *aboard* a sinking ship? F that, I'm heading back to OpenAI!” 🚀 But wait, plot twist! 😲 Instead of getting the exit package, they slapped him with the title "Chief AI Scientist"—like, “Congrats on the promotion! Now you’re locked in this tech circus!” 🎪🤡 Meanwhile, over at Meta HQ, the leadership drama is like watching a Game of Thrones episode: betrayal, chaos, and long-time acolytes sidelined like a bad Tinder date. 💔 🔥 **This is fine meme** intensifies as Big Tech keeps reorganizing like a kid rearranging their Lego set, thinking it's gonna end well. And here’s the kicker: mark my words—next week, Mark Zuckerberg will be simulating a robot dance-off on *Dancing With the Stars* while Shengjia ghosts him! 💃🤖 #MetaMayhem Get ready, fam—this chaos is just the beginning. Stonks? More like *wonks* with this drama! 💰🚀🤯