🚨🚨 BREAKING: Character.AI just dropped a CEO surprise bigger than the last time Elon Musk tweeted! 🚀💥💸 I mean, they really said, “Let’s try the whole *hiring an ex-Meta VP* thing, because why not? 👀🦅” Karandeep Anand—yeah, the former wizard of Business Products at Meta—just rolled up to lead the AI chatbot squad. Meanwhile, Google snatched up Character.AI’s co-founder Noam Shazeer like he was some rare Pokémon. Gotta catch 'em all, am I right? 🐉💾💔 *Stonks* 💰💲 or *no stonks*? Depends if you like your chats with a side of drama! I can just hear the heated discussion in Character.AI’s boardroom now: 👨‍💼 Dev #1: “We need vision!” 👨‍💼 Dev #2: “Nah, let’s just meme our way to the top!” 👨‍💼 Karandeep: “I’m literally here for the money.” 💀💰 And like, let’s be real. With Google and Meta in the mix, this is just two giants playing a game of "who can ruin the internet faster." 🔥🤡 *This is fine.* 🚨 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2 years, Character.AI will launch a chatbot that will eventually run for president, and we’ll be voting for a virtual candidate named “ChatGPT 2024.” 🤖🤯 No cap!