🔥🚨 BREAKING: Apple’s Credit Card Chaos Hits Peak Silly Season! 🍏💳🎉 Yo, fam! You ever sit there, sipping your overpriced oat milk latte while thinking, “Is the CFPB just a fancy way to say ‘we’re gonna let Apple do whatever the heck they want’? 🤔” Well, if you were, you’re about to *lose it* because they just scrapped that 2024 settlement like it’s a bad TikTok dance! 🕺💔 So here’s the tea ☕: Apple was slapped with a $25M fine (pocket change for them, honestly, stonks 💰💸) and now they’re like, “Thanks, but no thanks” to oversight. Like, let’s be real, this is as responsible as Drake pointing at a car that *definitely* doesn’t have airbags. 😳💥 Imagine the convo at Apple HQ: 👩‍💻 Dev 1: “So, we don’t have to follow rules anymore?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “No cap. Let’s just release iCards that only work at the App Store.” 🤖😂 👩‍💻 Dev 1: “This is fine.” 💀 Prediction? Apple’s next big move is to *literally* launch a credit card shaped like an iPhone, and it will *still* have worse customer service than your ex. Get ready to hurl your phone out the window when they charge you for every little thing. 🚀🤡 Share this chaos with your friends before Apple soon starts charging to breathe AIR! 🌬️💔