🚨BREAKING: Another Biotech Company Goes Full Eco-Warrior! 🌍💚 So, get this: Danish biotech wizardry squad Cellugy just snagged a whopping €8.1 million in EU moolah 💰💸 to create a cellulose superhero called EcoFLEXY that will kick microplastics into the abyss! 🥊💀 Forget about your basic, boring plastic-filled creams and gels. We’re talking about *biodegradable magic* that’s smoother than your favorite TikTok dance! 🕺✨ In case you didn’t know, these microplastics are basically the bad guys of skincare—think villains in a Marvel movie. Cellugy is claiming their EcoFLEXY can match the performance of old, crusty fossil-based carbomers. Like, hello?! 💁‍♂️ This is the "let’s upgrade our skincare game to 2023" moment we didn’t know we needed! #stonks 📈🚀 👀 *Leaked Developer Conversation*: Dev 1: "Dude, we’re literally replacing plastic with plant magic!" Dev 2: "I know, right? Next up - a toothpaste that can clean your soul." 🥳 Before you shout "this is fine" like a meme dog, remember: if you're still using plastics in your skincare routine, you might as well be running on dial-up. 🤖💩 🔥 Hot Take: In 5 years, all cosmetics will be made from biodegradable unicorn tears, and we’ll live in a world where *every* product is eco-friendly but still costs two mortgages. Mark my words. 💥 #TeamEco✨