📉👮‍♂️ Alert! Your phone just got its own TSA line!!! 🚨🎒 So, like, lemme hit you with the *sizzling* details straight from the land of “why TF are they going through my cat memes?” 🐱💻 From April to June 2025, CBP (aka the Party Crashers Brigade) decided to flex by searching 14,899 devices flown in by international travelers! That’s a 17% CRUNCH from last year’s 12,766 devices. Ain’t that stonks? 📈💰 💀 But hold up — who asked for this? Are our phones the new airports, or are agents just really interested in our holiday pics? 🏖️🤔 “I’m just trying to keep my TikTok feed spicy. Coping with CBP agents is cringe, fam.” - A likely imaginary traveler “Keith” 🧳✈️ Imagine the agent scrolling through your phone, shouting, “This is fine...” as they find your cringey old memes. 🤡🔥 Like, bro, just know I’m over here seething, and you’re NOT about to find my “suspicious” Fortnite dance videos! 💃🏻 Unhinged prediction? By 2030, every airport will have a “No Phone Zone” where all devices are vaporized unless you can recite the entire Star Wars screenplay. 🚀💥 #AcceptanceIsKey #TechChaos2025