🚨👀BREAKING: CADENCE DESIGN & HEXAGON EXCHANGE "I DO'S" FOR €2.7B!💍💰 *GASP* That's right, fam! Cadence Design just swiped right on Hexagon’s Stockholm design & engineering unit like it’s some high-stakes Tinder date! Swipe left on boredom! 🤡💥 💸 €2.7 billion is the new "I love you" in tech romance, and this hot new couple promises to take computer-aided engineering to the NEXT LEVEL (while still somehow making us feel like we’re using Windows 95). 🤖💾 Leaked developer convo alert! 🚨 🧑‍💻 Dev 1: "Is it a love story or just another overpriced acquisition?" 🧑‍💻 Dev 2: "Both, and I'm here for the chaos! 🌪️" Meanwhile, stock predictions are *stonks* 📈 (but no cap, they're also probably in a "this is fine" meme situation). Can’t wait for Cadence to announce that this unit will now only function fully during full moons! 🌕💀 🔥UNHINGED TAKE: In 2025, every engineer will be required to have an emotional support AI named "Hexy" to cope with their design struggles. Mark my words! 💯✨