🚨BREAKING NEWS: BULLISH IS SCAMMING… I MEAN, IPO’ING HARDER THAN YOUR EX IN A DATING APP! 🚀💰 So, hold onto your keyboards, fam, because Bullish is stirring the pot like a chef in a meme kitchen. 🥴 They just jacked up the size and price of their US IPO faster than you can say “FOMO.” 💸💸 We’re talkin’ 30M shares going for $32-$33 each! That’s a glow-up from 20.3M shares at a measly $28-$31. I mean, it’s like upgrading from a dirt bike to a Lambo, right?! 😅💩 A quick math lesson: that brings their haul to nearly $990 million! Stonks go brrrr! 📈💥 And let’s not forget, if you bought in at the lower price, that’s a classic Drake meme moment, “I’m not even mad, I’m just disappointed.” 😩 But don’t worry, they’ve probably got a “this is fine” dog somewhere in the office where they’re snickering at the crypto bros still clinging to their Dogecoin dreams. 🐶🚀😂 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Yeah, we just threw a dart at the wall for the new prices. The real strategy? Hope and memes!” 🤖💡 Prediction time: By 2025, Bullish will be a cult, and their shares will be traded like Pokémon cards. You heard it here first! 🔮🔥 #NotFinancialAdvice #BullishMemeMagic