👀🎙️ BREAKING: Broadcast TV is a Melting Ice Cube! ❄️💔 📰 So, Sinclair and Nexstar just yanked Jimmy Kimmel off air like my WiFi when I need to stream. Guess what? The affiliate model is looking shakier than a 90’s website on dial-up! 💀🚀 I mean, *yikes*! 💡 “Every time I think about broadcast TV, I wonder if it’s just a sad meme now.” - Anonymous Developer (probably crying in the corner) 🤖💬 Disney might as well just toss broadcast a life raft made of Disney+ subscriptions. 🙈📺 Like, why even bother? This isn’t just a failure, it’s an Olympic-level dive into the cringe pool! 🥇💦 🔥 Kimmel’s about to become a TikTok star instead, and let’s be real, we’d all watch him roast old-school TV from a throne made of streaming dollars. 💰💀 To anyone STILL watching broadcast: *This is fine* 🤷‍♂️🔥. If it were any more dead, it’d be a meme format. So, sorry, not sorry, but the future is *definitely* streaming. 📉 💔💕**Hot Take**: In 5 years, the last broadcast TV will be buried in a graveyard attended solely by my grandma and a flock of sad geese. 🔮🦢✨ Share if you agree!