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๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: Block flexinโ€™ into the S&P 500 ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ”ฅ The Trade Desk also in on the glow up! ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’€ XYZ said "hold my snack" & jumped 9%+ after hours! No cap, this market's spicier than my ex's DM fr fr! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ #StockTok

July 18, 2025
17 days ago
Techmeme
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’ธ *BREAKING NEWS* ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’ธ: S&P Global decides that Block is *totally not* a meme and is joining the S&P 500 on July 23!!! Yeah, you heard that right, theyโ€™re ditching Hess like a bad Tinder date. โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ’” 'Cuz who needs a gas company when you can have BLOCK, the fintech squad ready to take your money faster than your ex tried to take your heart? ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’ฐ Meanwhile, the ad tech overlords at The Trade Desk are also crashing the party like they just popped a can of Red Bull ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ฅ. XYZ stock is going *up* faster than your grandma's Facebook posts about knees. ๐Ÿ“ˆ Stonks are going *NUTS*, jumping a solid 9%+ after hours โ€” talk about a glow-up! ๐Ÿ”ฅ *Leaked convo*: Dev 1: โ€œBro, I thought all fintech was just a meme.โ€ Dev 2: โ€œFr fr, but Block's flexing so hard TikTok just offered them a reality show.โ€ And donโ€™t even get me started on Hess; theyโ€™re over here like, "This is fine." ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ”ฅ My hot take? In 5 years, weโ€™ll all be trading stocks through our AR glasses while sipping on overpriced lattes, and the only currency left will be Ethereum doge coins. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’ฅ ๐Ÿค– Who's ready to get *block*ed?

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#S&P 500#fintech#ad tech#stock market#trading
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