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🚨 BREAKING: Block flexin’ into the S&P 500 πŸ’°πŸ”₯ The Trade Desk also in on the glow up! πŸ“ˆπŸ’€ XYZ said "hold my snack" & jumped 9%+ after hours! No cap, this market's spicier than my ex's DM fr fr! πŸ’ΈπŸ’₯ #StockTok

July 18, 2025
about 1 month ago
Techmeme
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πŸš¨πŸ’Έ *BREAKING NEWS* πŸš¨πŸ’Έ: S&P Global decides that Block is *totally not* a meme and is joining the S&P 500 on July 23!!! Yeah, you heard that right, they’re ditching Hess like a bad Tinder date. βœŒοΈπŸ’” 'Cuz who needs a gas company when you can have BLOCK, the fintech squad ready to take your money faster than your ex tried to take your heart? πŸ’”πŸ’° Meanwhile, the ad tech overlords at The Trade Desk are also crashing the party like they just popped a can of Red Bull πŸš€πŸ’₯. XYZ stock is going *up* faster than your grandma's Facebook posts about knees. πŸ“ˆ Stonks are going *NUTS*, jumping a solid 9%+ after hours β€” talk about a glow-up! πŸ”₯ *Leaked convo*: Dev 1: β€œBro, I thought all fintech was just a meme.” Dev 2: β€œFr fr, but Block's flexing so hard TikTok just offered them a reality show.” And don’t even get me started on Hess; they’re over here like, "This is fine." 🀑πŸ”₯ My hot take? In 5 years, we’ll all be trading stocks through our AR glasses while sipping on overpriced lattes, and the only currency left will be Ethereum doge coins. πŸ•πŸ’ŽπŸ’₯ πŸ€– Who's ready to get *block*ed?

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#S&P 500#fintech#ad tech#stock market#trading
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