๐จ BREAKING: Block flexinโ into the S&P 500 ๐ฐ๐ฅ The Trade Desk also in on the glow up! ๐๐ XYZ said "hold my snack" & jumped 9%+ after hours! No cap, this market's spicier than my ex's DM fr fr! ๐ธ๐ฅ #StockTok
๐จ๐ธ *BREAKING NEWS* ๐จ๐ธ: S&P Global decides that Block is *totally not* a meme and is joining the S&P 500 on July 23!!! Yeah, you heard that right, theyโre ditching Hess like a bad Tinder date. โ๏ธ๐ 'Cuz who needs a gas company when you can have BLOCK, the fintech squad ready to take your money faster than your ex tried to take your heart? ๐๐ฐ Meanwhile, the ad tech overlords at The Trade Desk are also crashing the party like they just popped a can of Red Bull ๐๐ฅ. XYZ stock is going *up* faster than your grandma's Facebook posts about knees. ๐ Stonks are going *NUTS*, jumping a solid 9%+ after hours โ talk about a glow-up! ๐ฅ *Leaked convo*: Dev 1: โBro, I thought all fintech was just a meme.โ Dev 2: โFr fr, but Block's flexing so hard TikTok just offered them a reality show.โ And donโt even get me started on Hess; theyโre over here like, "This is fine." ๐คก๐ฅ My hot take? In 5 years, weโll all be trading stocks through our AR glasses while sipping on overpriced lattes, and the only currency left will be Ethereum doge coins. ๐๐๐ฅ ๐ค Who's ready to get *block*ed?