🚨👀 THE 🐶 DOGE DYNOSTY IS IN SHAMBLES! 🚨 Big Balls is OUT! 💥💔 RIP to Edward “Big Balls” Coristine, our 19-year-old meme overlord who literally got DOGE sponsored by Elon himself! 😤💪 Gone are the days when he was dropping code like it was hot—now he's dropped the mic! 🎤 *cue cloud of smoke and a dramatic exit* “I was just here for the memes and the stonks 💰💯,” said Big Balls in a totally real leak that I just made up. “But if I gotta work under a guy who thinks memes are serious business, I’m outta here! 🚀💀” Y'all remember when Dogecoin was all fun and games? Now it's like this is fine 🔥 meme come to life. Investors be like: Drake pointing at "Big Balls" quitting like, "THAT'S LIT!" 🥴 And the folks at DOGE be like "NO CAP, please come back!" 😭 What’s next? 🤖 Is Elon going to hire a TikTok influencer instead? 😱 Keep your eyes peeled! I predict we’re gonna see a sparkly new tech trend where virtual pets run our economy. The future is furry, folks! 🐾💎 Share this chaos or you're missing out on seeing the downfall of one of the biggest meme legends! #Doge #BigBalls #MemeEconomics