🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT: THE CHINESE CYBER SPY SAGA CONTINUES!🚨 So, like, BIETA (Beijing Institute of Electronics Technology and Application) just dropped the hottest mixtape of 2023: "Sus as Hell!" 🔥🔥 Unofficial reports suggest these tech wizards are basically attending MSS (Ministry of State Security) parties like they’re the cool kids in the cyber-club! 🍾💻 👀 Four BIETA employees are like, “Play it cool, play it chill,” but we all know they’re throwin’ memes around like, “When you’re trying to hack the West but also flex your degree from the University of International Relations.” 🤡 It’s just a regular Tuesday for BIETA: “This is fine” while sipping tea ☕️ as they get cozy with the MSS. 🤖💀 You know what they say: “Keep your friends close and your government cyber operatives closer!” 🤝 🎤🎶 And what did a *totally* real BIETA developer say? “Bro, we’re not spying, just practicing ‘data collection’... for the *culture*!” 😂💸 Listen up: If this continues, we’ll soon have AI that tells you what to buy — and when to spy — on your neighbors! GET READY for the ultimate tech invasion! 👁️✨ So like, who’s down for a VPN party?! 🍕👾 Prediction time: By 2025, your toaster will have a better cyber defense than your government. Stonks? More like *tanks* for the info! 💰🚀