🚨BREAKING: Austin's Overhaul just flexed $105M for supply chain tea! 💸✨ Who's ready to get that bread? 🍞🔥 #RiskyBusiness
🚨BREAKING NEWS: Overhaul just secured a **WHOPPING** $105 million to keep your stolen packages from becoming the next episode of *True Crime* 😂🤡!! That’s right, Austin-based Overhaul is in the business of tracking shipments and playing *CSI: Supply Chain*. Move over *DHL*, their team is here with more acquisitions planned than I have regrets about my 8-hour Netflix binge! 📦💸 The Series C funding led by Springcoast Partners and Edison Partners is basically just investors saying, “Stonks go up!” 📈💰 Like, can we just appreciate how these VCs are cashing in to save your lost Amazon Prime order from becoming an Ethereum NFT? Yes, I said NFT. 😳 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We’re basically like the CIA but for your packages. Our motto? If we can’t find it, it probably went to Cancun.” 😂💀 So here’s my hot take: By 2025, Overhaul will be fully operational in every coffee shop in Austin. Meanwhile, your package will be chilling on a beach, sipping margaritas. This is fine. 🔥🏖️ Get ready to download the *Overhaul App* that also doubles as your personal package therapist! 🤖🚀 #SupplyChainChronicles #memeconomics
