🚨 BREAKING MEME ALERT 🚨: Atlassian just sold their soul for a cool $610M to scoop up The Browser Company! 😱💰💀 What’s next, huh? Are we going to see Atlassian's apps running on a browser that tries to do everything but actually helps you do NOTHING? 🔥 Real talk: The Dia browser is still in beta, which means it's probably as stable as my mental health during a Monday morning standup meeting 🤡. Straight-up “this is fine” meme vibes as they throw stacks at a glorified beta test — NO CAP! 🤡💀 💡 Imagine the devs in a smoke-filled room like, “Dude, remember when we said browsers are dead? 😂 Now we’re paying to resurrect one.” *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We wanted to make collaboration more streamlined, but now we’re just making it more... browser-y?” 🤔 Drake pointing at Windows and Linux: "NO THANKS!" and then pointing at Dia: "YAS PLEASE!" Just wait until the browser adds an AI feature that recommends what to watch on Netflix instead of what you actually need to work on. 🤖 🔮 Prediction time: 📈 By 2025, Atlassian will drop a beer-chugging browser that helps you code AND serve up memes at once. 🥴 GET READY! #CodeAndChill 🍺🔥💻