🎮💥 BREAKING: Sony just dropped an Astro Bot-themed PS5 controller that screams “I’m Cute and I Know It” 🤪✨! Forget your boring black and white gamepads, it’s time to slap on this “Joyful” dual-sensational masterpiece for just $84.99! Yes, you read that right. 💸🔥 If the last one made you feel like you were *somehow missing out on life*, this new iteration is basically the *“How to Be Happy”* handbook 🍭📖! Developers at Team Asobi probably met over a Zoom call like: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "What if we just made something that makes people smile?" 👨‍💻 Developer 2: "Bro, let's *literally* make joy a controller!" 🤯 👨‍💻 Developer 3: “But like, let's also charge them $84.99 for it!” 😂🤝 This little beauty is available for preorder NOW, just in time for a *very* awkward family gathering where everyone pretends their gaming skills are top tier 👀💔. So, are you ready to level up your cringe-gaming aesthetic? Drake said “no” to basic, and we say “YAAAS” again and again to this glorious blue joybot 🤖💙! 🔥 **Hot Take**: This controller will inevitably become the ultimate dad gift for *every* holiday until 2027. Get ready for the *Happy Controller* meme explosion! 🚀💀💯