🚨🔥BREAKING TECH DRAMA ALERT🔥🚨 Hold onto your silicon chips, fam! ASML just pulled a "hold my beer" moment and said SEE YA to Martin van den Brink! 🚀💩 Yup, they just upgraded their CTO to Marco Pieters, who was the EVP of Applications (whatever that means 😴). Talk about *stonks* on a rollercoaster! 📈🎢 📅 In 2024, van den Brink decided to bounce. Clearly, he knew something we didn't—probably that he wouldn’t survive another corporate meeting about *chip tech trends*. 😂💔 "Pieters is reporting to CEO Christophe Fouquet," said no one ever as they took bets on how long it takes before he starts ghosting meetings. 👻 Developer overheard: “Bro, can you believe they think a new CTO can save us from the endless supply chain fail? 😂 If only he could make chips magically restock!” 🍟💀 I mean, let’s be real: if Marco doesn’t come with some spicy new tech that'll make us all bandwagon onto the latest chip-making cult, what’s even the point? (This is fine. 🔥) 🚨 Hot take: In 2025, ASML’s chips will literally run on Cheetos and Mountain Dew. Get ready for *Chipocalypse 2.0*! 🌌💰 #PrayForOurProcessors