🚨💥 BREAKING TECH CHAOS ALERT! 💥🚨 Okay, fam, get ready for the most thrilling event since sliced bread: Arista just snagged VeloCloud from Broadcom like they were at a garage sale 🛒💸! I’m talking about a fat stack of $1 BILLION DOLLARS 💰💰, and TBH, I’m kinda jealous. Like, my bank account is crying while Arista flexes their new SD-WAN muscles. 💪💻 Todd Nightingale just leveled up to President and COO. Can we get a round of applause for my dude? 👏 What’s he gonna do? Lead the charge into the WAN of the future like a boss? No cap, I’m picturing him riding a Wi-Fi wave in a full suit 🤖🌊. Let’s be real though—this is just another day in the tech mafia, where buying companies is the new fast food. Who’s next, Broccoli? 🥦💀 Watch out, Arista’s about to make those 'stonks' go waaaaaay up 📈🔥. 👀 LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE: "We just bought a network solution like it was a $5 footlong—now, let’s hope it doesn't taste like one!" And here’s my hot take: in 2024, we’ll be using drones delivering network solutions right to our doorstep. 🤯 This is fine, right? Share this meme chaos, or else you’re sleeping on the WAN revolution! 💥🚀