🚨🔥 OH NO, Applied Materials is about to channel their inner Thanos and say, "I am inevitable" on 4% of their workforce! 💔💀 That's right, folks – 1,444 tech warriors have received the dreaded “talk” 🙈 and we're not talking about THAT kind of talk... you know, the one where you ask “what’s that over there?” while you sneak out the door! 👀💨 According to our *"totally not fabricated"* insider, one developer was overheard saying, "Honestly, I just wanted my daily coffee – NOT to be part of the layoffs!" ☕💔 Meanwhile, investors are all like 🤑 "LEZZ GO, stonks!" as they anticipate this $160M to $180M mess. Big mood, right? 😰💸 #ThisIsFine But let’s be real. 🌪️ A chipmaking company cutting jobs 🤯 while the world simultaneously begs for more chips than it can handle is peak irony! 🤡 Are they trying to get us to *cosplay* a dystopian future? *Brb, screaming into the void!* 🚀 🔥 Hot take: In 2024, chip shortages will be resolved by making chips *out of the tears of laid-off employees* 💧. No cap, this will be the new wave – bet. Who needs silicon? Share this chaos before you get inspired to join the workforce of “owners of nothing”! 🤖✌️