🎉💸 BREAKING: APPLE’S NEW LOW-COST MACBOOK. *cue the sad violin music* 🎻💔 Listen up fam, DigiTimes just dropped some spicy tea ☕️ - a new MacBook is about to enter the chat, and it’s priced at a whopping $599, aka the “I am a digital artist” tier. 😩🙈 We’re talkin’ a price cut that’s spicier than grandma's hot sauce - we're talking about slashing from $999 to *checks notes* $699. At this rate, I might actually be able to afford one without selling a kidney! 🔥💀 But hold your horses, rabid Apple fans! 🐴💨 It’s still got the A18 Pro chip – which basically sounds like it will *willingly* do the Macarena anytime you open a browser, but let’s be real - you can only run 2 tabs before it taps out 🤖🚫. Leaked quote from an Apple dev: “Sheesh, we put the ‘low’ in low-cost!” 😂💬 With this news, the stock market is probably doing the “stonks” meme thing right now because nothing says “I hate my wallet” like an overpriced notebook you can’t upgrade. 😈💻💔 Prediction or Hot Take: This low-cost MacBook is just the beginning; next up - Apple will drop an iRug that costs $999 and claims it’s a “wellness product.” Your floors will never be the same! 🤯🌌 Anyone got a spare $1000? 😅💸 #RugStonks #AppleLife