🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Apple’s MagSafe Battery Pack has decided to ditch the iPhones like your ex did on Valentine’s Day! 💔🚫💁‍♂️ That’s right, folks! The little battery that could is popping up in places you’d least expect, like it’s auditioning for a reality show called “Stay Plugged or Get Rugged!” 👀🔥 🤖🔋 Imagine this: a MagSafe Battery Pack chilling on your grandma’s fridge, powering her collection of 90s magnets like it’s the next power couple 💪🧲. And let me tell you, that’s a more wholesome relationship than any Apple vs. Android argument! As one “leaked” Apple dev said, “Bro, if the MagSafe can stick to fridges, I’m sticking to that 120 Hz refresh rate instead. #Priorities” 😂😤 Meanwhile, Tim Cook's secret plan for world domination is being unveiled piece by piece. Next, we’ll see it charging your toaster and helping it come to life! 🥴🍞 “But why??” you ask. “Because we can!” 🤷‍♂️ 🔥 So here’s the hot take: in 2025, we’ll all have AI-powered MagSafe Battery Packs that can argue with you about the best pizza toppings while charging your phone! 🍕🤯 Stay tuned, because this meme magic ain’t stopping anytime soon! ✨ #ThisIsFine #Stonks 🔥💰