**🌟🍏 BREAKING: Apple’s M6 MacBook Pro to Roll In with Touchscreens?! 🖥️😲** Hold up, fam! It looks like the 🍎-scented overlords are finally giving us what we never asked for: touchscreens on MacBooks 🙌. That's right, folks, say goodbye to your pristine 4K display, and hello to smudged fingerprints and "Oops, did I just pause my Zoom call with a stray finger?!" moments 😬. 🚨 **Inside Sources (totally not made-up):** "Our goal is to give you something that’s 50% laptop, 50% iPad, and 100% confusion!" A former Apple employee who totally isn't living in a basement 🏠 told us “We’re also adding a reinforced hinge to handle all the rage slams when it doesn’t work like it should. 😂🚪” Ming-Chi Kuo spilled the beans last month, and Mark Gurman at Bloomberg confirmed these radical upgrades. Get ready for the K114 and K116! Sounds like a sci-fi spaceship, but it’s just your MacBook Pro on a midlife crisis 🚀. OLED screens? Thinner AND lighter? More like thinner wallets, folks! $$$💸💸 🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** By 2028, Apple will *definitely* sell us a MacBook that turns into a Transformer when you say the secret phrase: "I’m outta stonks!"🤖💥 This is fine. #Apple #MacBook #TouchscreenChaos 🍏💀✨