🚨💀 BREAKING: Apple’s cooking up something spicier than your mom’s chili! 🎉🍳 According to Bloomberg's Mark “I know everything” Gurman, Apple is “nearing” mass production for the M5 MacBook Pros and new Studio Displays. 💻👀 This is the tech equivalent of saying “we’re ready to drop the hottest mixtape of 2024” while still being stuck in 2019. 🍷 #LateToTheParty 😂 The M5 MacBook Air and Pro are on their way—yes, just in time for all you procrastinators to buy them as holiday gifts for people you don’t like! 🎁🤡 Rumor has it that Apple is also dropping an M5-powered Vision Pro and iPad Pro. 🍏💫 Talk about strutting into the future like Drake pointing at your bank account, trying to cop the new devices but realizing you’re still #BrokeBoi status. 📉💰 One “leaked” developer quote has surfaced: “We’re just rebranding last year’s tech like it’s a TikTok trend, and honestly? It’s working, fam.” 🤖💀 🔥 UNHINGED HOT TAKE: By 2025, Apple will release a MacBook that charges itself with your bitterness and regrets. 🤯 Get ready for that “life hack” that nobody asked for! 🔮✨ #AppleMagic #CringeInnovation