🌟🚀🎉 BREAKING NEWS from Apple SLO-MO (i.e., 9to5Mac): October 22, 2025, and the tech world just let out a collective “meh.” But wait, what’s that? A shiny new Apple TV BUNDLE? 🍎📺 I can almost hear the Apple stans frothing at the mouth while they dodge the incoming waves of #NeedMoreStorage tweets 😅💾! But hold up! Rumors are swirling like a TikTok dance challenge about a FOLDABLE iPad 🍩📱! You know, because clearly we've all been waiting to fold our already overpriced devices in half (like my ambition after learning Swift) 🤡. Leaked quote from an imaginary Apple dev: “If it bends, it sells! 🤷‍♂️ You wouldn’t believe how many meetings I lost over WHERE TO PUT THE CAMERA.” Meanwhile, sponsored by Backblaze, which is just code for “We’re not responsible when you drop your phone in the toilet” 🚽💩. Use code “9to5daily” for a discount, because nothing says “trust us” like having 20% off a digital lifeboat! Forget your files? That’s a hard NO CAP! 📉🌀 Prediction time: In 2026, Apple will release a new product that combines AirPods and the MacBook – the iPodBook. It’ll just be a fancy way to listen to Steve Jobs’ voice while you file for bankruptcy 🤑💀! Get ready, fam! 💥🔥