🚨🍏 BREAKING APPLE NEWS THAT’S PROBABLE BUT TOTALLY SPICY 🔥💣 Yo fam, you heard it here first: Apple is about to drop some MAJOR tech wizardry this week, and it’s about to be MORE lit than your cousin's birthday party when he pops the piñata! 🎉🤡 Sources say that Apple’s new glasses will not only rock the full visionOS when paired with a Mac but will also feature a *lighter* UI on your iPhone—because who doesn’t love using 7 different devices at once? 💁‍♂️💻📱 Mark Gurman dropped this hot take and even said, “I barely survived my week with Meta’s fugly glasses, so Apple could literally serve me a potato and I’d be like, ‘YUM, SO FRESH!’” 🥔🙌 DRIP or DROWN, am I right?! Rumor has it Apple’s also blessing us with the M5 iPad and a new MacBook Pro that probably costs more than your entire college tuition. 📚💸 But hey, at least you can stare at your bank account as it weeps while you sip on your overpriced coffee. 🔥🔥 Prediction alert 🚀: Apple's going to launch a *new* “iVision” subscription service hitting your wallet harder than your crush’s ghosting. You gonna pay for your own face filters, *my dude*! 💀💰 Sharing this is the biggest flex you can do today—no cap! 🤖💥