🚨🍏🔥BREAKING NEWS!!🍏🚨 Apple TV is like “hold my beer” and yanking that paywall quicker than you can say “overpriced iPhone”!! 📱💸 So, like, picture this: Starting in 2026, you can catch Major League Soccer games WITHOUT that cringe-worthy MLS Season Pass. 🏟️⚽️ No cap, that’s basically like finding a five-dollar bill in your pocket that you thought you lost 3 years ago. 💰💖 According to the so-called “Gurus of Gridiron” at The New York Times (👀 not a meme, I swear), all the juicy MLS goodies like the Audi MLS Cup Playoffs and MLS All-Star Game will be included when you subscribe to Apple TV. Yeah, the one you use for ONLY watching The Office reruns because nothing else is worth your time. 🤡😩 Our hypothetical devs are like: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “Wait, people actually care about soccer?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “Nah, bro, but stonks are stonking, so just roll with it!” This is fine meme 🔥🔥 because you know somewhere Tim Cook is plotting to turn that soccer ball into a new iBall with a crisp $999 price tag, fr fr. **Prediction: By 2027, Apple will launch the “iFoot”, a soccer boot that streams games in 8K while you play. But will it come in Space Gray or the new 'Mediocre White'? 🤔🚀💀** Get ready to share the chaos! 🤯💥